Tuesday, May 27

TryingMyBest


Her lies are made of whiskey drinks.

Monday, May 26

Trouble


Sometimes the end on one woman is the start of another. 

Wednesday, May 21

Grits


A cigarette is worth the thousand words I've never had to say because I had one in my mouth. 

Sunday, May 18

SaturdayDrive


Sometimes you just have to tell yourself "there are worst things in life than making a record."

Friday, May 16

MuddyWaters


This is your brain. This is your brain on Music. 

Thursday, May 15

YouAreSoVain


If you think I am writing about you then please know that I am not.

Tuesday, May 13

SomeHeadachesNeverLeave


There is nothing quite like a woman, but then again, there is nothing quite like a lobotomy either.

Sunday, May 11

WatchYourStep


Things are happening today. I can feel it in my bones. 

Friday, May 9

Lucille


Every day I have the Blues. 

Thursday, May 8

(InsertHiddenMeaningHere)

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Tuesday, May 6

ThinLinedMustache


If I could travel back in time I would be a private detective. However, the only thing I would investigate were drinks, cigarettes, and the occasional lady's apartment. 

Monday, May 5

CabinFever


Oscar Wilde said that "woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." Agreed. But he forgot to mention that they break your legs so you can't retreat.   

Saturday, May 3

ChattanoogaChooCho


I spent most of the day looking for gold. I don't think that I found any, but I'm not sure. 

GypsyDen


I predicted the date of my death last night. June 28th, 2018. I hope that it happens in a futuristic way.

Thursday, May 1

NiagaraFalls


The wonder of magic is only found in the prestige. Knowing the secret only leads to disappointment and a loss of innocence.