WhatAreYouLookingAt?

A man's face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

I think I've been reading too many novels. 

SnappyDresser

I found my twin. Apparently, he's much hipper than I am.

NotTheFirstTime

I moved into my new place and it'll do just fine. The Denny's next door has running water and a toilet so I just shower there. 

RockTheCasbah

There are just some things we can all agree on. 

RoboTron

Does not compute... 

Does not compute...

Does not computer.

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OneNightStand

Life's a risk. And sometimes that risk ends up getting pregnant. 

TryingMyBest

Her lies are made of whiskey drinks.

Trouble

Sometimes the end on one woman is the start of another. 

Grits

A cigarette is worth the thousand words I've never had to say because I had one in my mouth. 

SaturdayDrive

Sometimes you just have to tell yourself "there are worst things in life than making a record."

MuddyWaters

This is your brain. This is your brain on Music. 

YouAreSoVain

If you think I am writing about you then please know that I am not.

SomeHeadachesNeverLeave

There is nothing quite like a woman, but then again, there is nothing quite like a lobotomy either.

WatchYourStep

Things are happening today. I can feel it in my bones. 

Lucille

Every day I have the Blues. 

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ThinLinedMustache

If I could travel back in time I would be a private detective. However, the only thing I would investigate were drinks, cigarettes, and the occasional lady's apartment. 

CabinFever

Oscar Wilde said that "woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat." Agreed. But he forgot to mention that they break your legs so you can't retreat.   

ChattanoogaChooCho

I spent most of the day looking for gold. I don't think that I found any, but I'm not sure. 

GypsyDen

I predicted the date of my death last night. June 28th, 2018. I hope that it happens in a futuristic way.

NiagaraFalls

The wonder of magic is only found in the prestige. Knowing the secret only leads to disappointment and a loss of innocence. 

TenYearsOld

When I was in fifth grade my teacher Mrs. Walsh gave me an F on a paper. I never did homework ever again. 

SamsonIsTheNewBlack

They say that Samson lost all his sex appeal when he cut his hair off. I hope that I didn't lose my magic power over women.

N.W.A.

Most people want to die in their sleep when they are old. I would rather die in a unarmed gun battle with the police.

WelcomeToTheJungle

I spend most of the days thinking. I spend the rest of those days not doing much about it. 

LadyInRed

I divulge. It was I, with the candlestick, in the Library. 

FoughtForTheSouth

At this very moment I realized that I have been alive for the last 200 years. 

WhatIsGoingOn

"Who are they to judge us? Simply 'cause our hair long." 

Help

I was going to write a blog yesterday about how I procrastinate but I didn't get around to it until today. 

OneHundredAndNineteen

Happy Birthday! 

Thanks for all your help.

TimeOnMyHands

I went to sleep feeling young again but woke up feeling thirty years older.

BlowingInTheWind

Ralph Waldo Emmerson once said that it's “not in his goals but in his transitions is man great”. I believe that great men are the ones who realize that you have to be mean to girls in order for them to like you.

FourTwenty

I live on a mountain and am a professional homeless man. What have you done lately?

Sunday is supposedly Earth Day which is the same day as Hitler's Birthday. Any one else see the irony?